What city has no people?Electricity!Why did the clock in the cafeteria always run slow?
Every lunch it went back four seconds
Why was the baby ant confused?
All his uncles were ants!
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well!
What month has 28 days?
All of them!
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a tiger?
I don't know, but when it talks, you better listen carefully!
What do you get when you cross SpongeBob with Albert Einstein?
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a wolf?
Xanadu—Kubla Khan by Samuel Taylor ColeridgeIn Xanadu did Kubla KhanA stately pleasure-dome decree:Where Alph, the sacred river, ranThrough caverns measureless to manDown to a sunless sea.So twice fi...（查看全文）
夏天的飞鸟，飞到我的窗前唱歌，又飞去了。秋天的黄叶，它们没有什么可唱，只叹息一声，飞落在那里。Stray birds of summer come to my window to sing and fly away.And yellow leaves of autumn, which have no so...（查看全文）